## Podcast Episode 103: Legislating Pi

In 1897, confused physician Edward J. Goodwin submitted a bill to the Indiana General Assembly declaring that he’d squared the circle — a mathematical feat that was known to be impossible. In today’s show we’ll examine the Indiana pi bill, its colorful and eccentric sponsor, and its celebrated course through a bewildered legislature and into mathematical history.

We’ll also marvel at the confusion wrought by turkeys and puzzle over a perplexing baseball game.

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Sources for our feature on the Indiana pi bill:

Edward J. Goodwin, “Quadrature of the Circle,” *American Mathematical Monthly* 1:7 (July 1894), 246–248.

Underwood Dudley, “Legislating Pi,” *Math Horizons* 6:3 (February 1999), 10-13.

Will E. Edington, “House Bill No. 246, Indiana State Legislature, 1897,” *Proceedings of the Indiana Academy of Science* 45, 206-210.

Arthur E. Hallerberg, “House Bill No. 246 Revisited,” *Proceedings of the Indiana Academy of Science* 84 (1974), 374–399.

Arthur E. Hallerberg, “Indiana’s Squared Circle,” *Mathematics Magazine* 50:3 (May 1977), 136–140.

David Singmaster, “The Legal Values of Pi,” *Mathematical Intelligencer* 7:2 (1985), 69–72.

Listener mail:

Zach Goldhammer, “Why Americans Call Turkey ‘Turkey,'” *Atlantic*, Nov. 26, 2014.

Dan Jurafsky, “Turkey,” The Language of Food, Nov. 23, 2010 (accessed April 21, 2016).

Accidental acrostics from Julian Bravo:

*Adventures of Huckleberry Finn*:

STASIS starts at line 7261 (“Says I to myself” in Chapter XXVI).

*Frankenstein*:

CASSIA starts at line 443 (“Certainly; it would indeed be very impertinent” in Letter 4).

MIGHTY starts at line 7089 (“Margaret, what comment can I make” in Chapter 24).

*Moby Dick*:

BAIT starts at line 12904 (“But as you come nearer to this great head” in Chapter 75). (Note that this includes a footnote.)

The raw output of Julian’s program is here; he warns that it may contain some false positives.

At the paragraph level (that is, the initial letters of successive paragraphs), Daniel Dunn found these acrostics (numbers refer to paragraphs):

*The Complete Works of William Shakespeare*: SEMEMES (1110)

*Emma*: INHIBIT (2337)

*King James Bible*: TAIWAN (12186)

*Huckleberry Finn*: STASIS (1477)

*Critique of Pure Reason*: SWIFTS (863)

*Anna Karenina*: TWIST (3355)

At the word level (the initial letters of successive words), Daniel found these (numbers refer to the position in a book’s overall word count — I’ve included links to the two I mentioned on the show):

*Les Miserables*: DASHPOTS (454934)

*Critique of Pure Reason*: TRADITOR (103485)

*The Complete Works of William Shakespeare*: ISATINES (373818)

*Through the Looking Glass*: ASTASIAS (3736)

*War and Peace*: PIRANHAS (507464) (Book Fifteen, Chapter 1, paragraph 19: “‘… put it right.’ And now he again seemed …”)

*King James Bible*: MOHAMAD (747496) (Galatians 6:11b-12a, “… mine own hand. As many as desire …”)

*The Great Gatsby*: ISLAMIC (5712)

*Huckleberry Finn*: ALFALFA (62782)

*Little Women*: CATFISH (20624)

From Vadas Gintautas: Here is the complete list of accidental acrostics of English words of 8 letters or more, found by taking the first letter in successive paragraphs:

TABITHAS in *George Sand: Some Aspects of Her Life and Writings* by René Doumic

BASSISTS in *The Pilot and his Wife* by Jonas Lie

ATACAMAS in *Minor Poems of Michael Drayton*

MAINTAIN in *The Stamps of Canada* by Bertram W.H. Poole

BATHMATS in *Fifty Years of Public Service* by Shelby M. Cullom

ASSESSES in *An Alphabetical List of Books Contained in Bohn’s Libraries*

LATTICES in *History of the Buccaneers of America* by James Burney

ASSESSES in *Old English Chronicles* by J.A. Giles

BASSISTS in *Tales from the X-bar Horse Camp: The Blue-Roan “Outlaw” and Other Stories* by Barnes

CATACOMB in *Cyrano De Bergerac*

PONTIANAK in *English Economic History: Select Documents* by Brown, Tawney, and Bland

STATIONS in *Haunted Places in England* by Elliott O’Donnell

TRISTANS in *Revolutionary Reader* by Sophie Lee Foster

ALLIANCE in *Latter-Day Sweethearts* by Mrs. Burton Harrison

TAHITIAN in *Lothair* by Benjamin Disraeli

Vadas’ full list of accidental acrostics in the King James Bible (first letter of each verse) for words of at least five letters:

ASAMA in The Second Book of the Kings 16:21

TRAIL in The Book of Psalms 80:13

AMATI in The Book of the Prophet Ezekiel 3:9

STABS in The Acts of the Apostles 23:18

ATTAR in The Book of Nehemiah 13:10

FLOSS in The Gospel According to Saint Luke 14:28

SANTA in The First Book of the Chronicles 16:37

WATTS in Hosea 7:13

BAATH in The Acts of the Apostles 15:38

ASSAM in The Book of the Prophet Ezekiel 12:8

CHAFF in The Epistle of Paul the Apostle to the Romans 4:9

FIFTH in The Book of Psalms 61:3

SAABS in The Third Book of the Kings 12:19

SATAN in The Book of Esther 8:14

TANGS in Zephaniah 1:15

STOAT in The Book of the Prophet Jeremiah 16:20

IGLOO in The Proverbs 31:4

TEETH in Hosea 11:11

RAILS in The Book of Psalms 80:14

STATS in The First Book of the Kings 26:7

HALON in The Fourth Book of the Kings 19:12

TATTY in The Gospel According to Saint John 7:30

DIANA in The Second Book of the Kings 5:4

ABAFT in The Third Book of Moses: Called Leviticus 25:39

BAHIA in The Book of Daniel 7:26

TRAILS in The Book of Psalms 80:13

FIFTHS in The Book of Psalms 61:3

BATAAN in The First Book of Moses: Called Genesis 25:6

DIANAS in The Second Book of the Kings 5:4

BATAANS in The Second Book of the Chronicles 26:16

Vadas’ full list of accidental acrostics (words of at least eight letters) found by text-wrapping the Project Gutenberg top 100 books (of the last 30 days) to line lengths from 40 to 95 characters (line length / word found):

*Ulysses*

58 / SCOFFLAW

*Great Expectations*

75 / HIGHTAIL

*Dracula*

58 / PONTIACS

*Emma*

52 / BRAINWASH

*War and Peace*

43 / MISCASTS

*The Romance of Lust: A Classic Victorian Erotic Novel* by Anonymous

42 / FEEBLEST

77 / PARAPETS

*Steam, Its Generation and Use* by Babcock & Wilcox Company

52 / PRACTISE

*The Count of Monte Cristo*

46 / PLUTARCH

*The Republic*

57 / STEPSONS

*A Study in Scarlet*

61 / SHORTISH

*The Essays of Montaigne*

73 / DISTANCE

*Crime and Punishment*

49 / THORACES

*Complete Works–William Shakespeare*

42 / HATCHWAY

58 / RESTARTS

91 / SHEPPARD

*The Time Machine*

59 / ATHLETIC

*Democracy in America, VI*

89 / TEARIEST

*The King James Bible*

41 / ATTACKING

56 / STATUSES

61 / CATBOATS

69 / ASTRAKHAN

85 / SARATOVS

*Anna Karenina*

46 / TSITSIHAR

74 / TRAILING

*David Copperfield*

48 / COMPACTS

58 / SABBATHS

*Le Morte d’Arthur, Volume I*

55 / KAWABATA

Vadas also points out that there’s a body of academic work addressing acrostics in Milton’s writings. For example, in Book 3 of *Paradise Lost* Satan sits among the stars looking “down with wonder” at the world:

Such wonder seis’d, though after Heaven seen,

The Spirit maligne, but much more envy seis’d

At sight of all this World beheld so faire.

Round he surveys, and well might, where he stood

So high above the circling Canopie

Of Nights extended shade …

The initial letters of successive lines spell out STARS. Whether that’s deliberate is a matter of some interesting debate. Two further articles:

Mark Vaughn, “More Than Meets the Eye: Milton’s Acrostics in *Paradise Lost*,” *Milton Quarterly* 16:1 (March 1982), 6–8.

Jane Partner, “Satanic Vision and Acrostics in *Paradise Lost*,” *Essays in Criticism* 57:2 (April 2007), 129-146.

And listener Charles Hargrove reminds us of a telling acrostic in California’s recent political history.

This week’s lateral thinking puzzle was contributed by listener Lawrence Miller, based on a Car Talk Puzzler credited to Willie Myers.

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## “Sweet-Seasoned Showers”

Today marks the 400th anniversary of William Shakespeare’s death. To commemorate it, Craig Knecht has devised a 44 × 44 magic square (click to enlarge). Like the squares we featured in 2013, this one is topographical — if the number in each cell is taken to represent its altitude, and if water runs “downhill,” then a fall of rain will produce the pools shown in blue, recalling the words of Griffith in *Henry VIII*:

Noble madam,

Men’s evil manners live in brass; their virtues

We write in water.

The square includes cells (in light blue) that reflect the number of Shakespeare’s plays (38) and sonnets (154) and the year of his death (1616).

(Thanks, Craig.)

## The Outer Limits

In January 2007, inspired by this article by computer scientist Scott Aaronson, philosophers Agustín Rayo of MIT and Adam Elga of Princeton joined in the “large number duel” to come up with the largest finite number ever written on an ordinary-sized chalkboard.

The rules were simple. The two would take turns writing down expressions denoting natural numbers, and whoever could name the largest number would win the duel. No primitive semantic vocabulary was allowed (so that it would be illegal simply to write the phrase “the smallest number bigger than any number named by a human so far”), and the two agreed not to build on one another’s contributions (so neither could simply write “the previous entry plus one”).

Elga went first, writing the number 1. Rayo countered with a string of 1s:

111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111

and Elga erased a line through the base of half this string to produce a factorial:

1111111111111111111111111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The two began defining their own functions, and toward the end Rayo wrote this phrase:

The smallest number bigger than any number that can be named by an expression in the language of first-order set theory with less than a googol (10

^{100}) symbols.

With some tweaking, this became the winning entry, now enshrined as “Rayo’s number.”

“It was a great game,” Elga said after the match. “Heated at times, but nevertheless, a really great game.”

The use of philosophy was “crucial,” Rayo said. “The limit of math ability was reached at the end. Knowing a bit of philosophy, that was the key.”

Asked whether he thought his entry had set the Guinness world record, “It’s hard to be sure,” Rayo said, “but the number is bigger than any number I have ever seen.”

(Thanks, Erik.)

## “The Pythagorean Curiosity”

Here’s the item I mentioned in Episode 99 of the podcast — New York City engineer John Waterhouse published it in July 1899. It’s not a proof of the Pythagorean theorem, as I’d thought, but rather a related curiosity. It made a splash at the time — the *Proceedings of the American Society of Civil Engineers* said it “interested instructors of geometry all over the country, bringing many letters of commendation to him from prominent teachers.” Listener Colin Beveridge has been immensely helpful in devising the diagram above and making sense of Waterhouse’s proof as it appears on page 252 of Elisha Scott Loomis’ 1940 book *The Pythagorean Proposition*. Click the diagram to enlarge it a bit further.

- Red squares BN = AI + CE — Pythagoras’s theorem
- Blue triangles AEH, CDN, BMI are all equal in area to ABC, reasoning via X and Y and base sides.
- Green angles GHI and IBM are equal and green triangle GHI is congruent to IBM (side angle side), so IG = IK = IM. IH′K is congruent to IHK as angle HIK = angle HIG and the adjacent sides correspond. This means G and K are the same distance from the line HH′, so GK is parallel to HI. Similarly, DE is parallel to PF and MN is parallel to LO.
- GK = 4HI, because TU=HI, TG = AH (HTG congruent to EAH) and UK = UG (symmetry). Similarly, PF = 4DE. Dark blue triangles IVK and LWM are equal, so WM = VK. Similarly, OX = QD (dark green triangles PQD and NXO are congruent). Also, WX=MJ and XN=NJ, so M and N are the midpoints of WJ and XJ. That makes WX=2MN, so LO = 4MN.
- Each of the trapezia we just looked at (HIKG, OLMN and PFED) have five times the area of ABC.
- The areas of orange squares MK and NP are together five times EG. This is because:
- the square on MI is (the square on MY) + (the square on IY) = (AC
^{2}) + (2AB)^{2}= 4AB^{2}+ AC^{2}. - the square on ND is (the square on NZ) + (the square on DZ) = (AB
^{2}) + (2AC)^{2}= 4AC^{2}+ AB^{2} - the sum of these is 5(AB
^{2}+ AC^{2}) = 5BC^{2}, and BC = HE. - A′S = A′T, so A′SAT is a square and the bisector of angle B′A′C′ passes through A. However, the bisectors of angle A′B′C′ and A′C′B′ do not pass through B and C (resp.) [Colin says Waterhouse’s reasoning for this is not immediately clear.]
- Square LO = square GK + square FP, as LO = 4AC, GK = 4AB and FP = 4BC.
- [We’re not quite sure what Waterhouse means by “etc. etc.” — perhaps that one could continue to build squares and triangles outward forever.]

## Twos and Tens

The Wikipedia page for 1024 gives a handy technique for estimating large powers of 2 in decimal notation. For exponents up to about 100,

2^{10a+b} ≈ 2^{b}10^{3a}.

For example, 2^{35} = 34359738368 ≈ 32 × 10^{9} = 32000000000.

This works because 2^{10} ≈ 10^{3}. 3a gives a good estimate of the number of digits for exponents up to 300.

(Thanks, Stephen.)

## Corner Reflectors

An arrangement of three mutually perpendicular planes, like those in the corner of a cube, have a pleasing property: They’ll reflect a ray of light back in the direction that it came from. This happy fact is exploited in a variety of technologies, from laser resonators to radar reflectors; the taillights on cars and bicycles contain arrays of tiny corner reflectors.

“A more dramatic application is to reflect laser rays from the Moon, where many such devices have been in place since the 1969 Apollo mission, which sent men to the Moon for the first time,” note mathematicians Juan A. Acebrón and Renato Spigler. “Among other things, the Earth-Moon distance can be measured by firing a laser beam from the Earth to the Moon, and measuring the travel time it takes for the beam to reflect back. This has allowed an estimate of the distance to within an accuracy of 3 cm.”

(Juan A. Acebrón and Renato Spigler, “The Magic Mirror Property of the Cube Corner,” *Mathematics Magazine* 78:4 [October 2005], 308-311.)

## Moving Constants

If you mark two points on a circle, A and B, and a third point T, then angle ATB remains constant as T moves along the segment between A and B. (If you mark a point S in the circle’s other segment then you get another constant angle, ASB, and ASB = 180 – ATB.)

If two circles intersect at A and B and we move T as before along the segment opposite the second circle, and we extend TA and TB to P and Q on the second circle, then the length of chord PQ remains constant as T moves.

(From David Wells, *The Penguin Dictionary of Curious and Interesting Geometry*, 1992.)

## The Falling Chain

Here are two identical rope ladders with slanting rungs. One falls to the floor, the other onto a table. The ladders are released at the same time and fall freely, but the one on the left falls faster, as if the table is “sucking” it downward. Why does this happen?

## The Hollowood Function

California high school student Derek Hollowood created this function after considering recurrence relations:

h(-10) = 0.987654321h(-9) = 0.87654321h(-8) = 0.7654321h(-7) = 0.654321h(-6) = 0.54321h(-5) = 0.4321h(-4) = 0.321h(-3) = 0.21h(-2) = 0.1h(-1) = 0h(0) = 0h(1) = 1h(2) = 12h(3) = 123h(4) = 1234h(5) = 12345h(6) = 123456h(7) = 1234567h(8) = 12345678h(9) = 123456789

(Thanks to Chris Smith for the tip.)

## Going Places

Square wheels work fine if the road accommodates them — in this case, the road must be a series of catenaries suited to the size of the square. (A catenary is the shape that a cable assumes when suspended by its ends.)

Macalester College mathematician Stan Wagon designed a square-wheeled tricycle in 2004, and physics students at Texas A&M built a companion in 2007 (below).