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Hi, everyone. I’m going to need to suspend the Futility Closet website for the month of April — we’re fine here, but North Carolina has issued a stay-at-home order due to the pandemic, so I can’t reach my libraries to do the research.

Hopefully we can start up again in May; if not, I’ll post an update here. In the meantime the archive is still available, and we hope to keep producing the podcast during this interval.

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Greg

In a Nutshell

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“The difference between the amoeba and Einstein is that, although both make use of the method of trial and error elimination, the amoeba dislikes erring while Einstein is intrigued by it.” — Karl Popper, Objective Knowledge: An Evolutionary Approach, 1972

Podcast Episode 289: The Johnstown Flood

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In 1889, a dam failed in southwestern Pennsylvania, sending 20 million tons of water down an industrialized valley toward the unsuspecting city of Johnstown. In this week’s episode of the Futility Closet podcast we’ll describe some of the dramatic and harrowing personal stories that unfolded on that historic day.

We’ll also celebrate Christmas with Snoopy and puzzle over a deadly traffic light.

Intro:

For an 1866 California lecture tour, Mark Twain wrote his own handbills.

Raymond Chandler’s unused titles include The Diary of a Loud Check Suit.

Sources for our feature on the Johnstown flood:

David McCullough, Johnstown Flood, 1968.

Richard O’Connor, Johnstown the Day the Dam Broke, 1957.

Neil M. Coleman, Johnstown’s Flood of 1889: Power Over Truth and the Science Behind the Disaster, 2018.

Frank Connelly and George C. Jenks, Official History of the Johnstown Flood, 1889.

John Stuart Ogilvie, History of the Great Flood in Johnstown, Pa., May 31, 1889, 1889.

Willis Fletcher Johnson, History of the Johnstown Flood, 1889.

Neil M. Coleman, Uldis Kaktins, and Stephanie Wojno, “Dam-Breach Hydrology of the Johnstown Flood of 1889 — Challenging the Findings of the 1891 Investigation Report,” Heliyon 2:6 (2016), e00120.

Christine M. Kreiser, “Wave of Destruction,” American History 50:4 (October 2015), 38-41.

Uldis Kaktins et al., “Revisiting the Timing and Events Leading to and Causing the Johnstown Flood of 1889,” Pennsylvania History 80:3 (2013), 335-363.

Sid Perkins, “Johnstown Flood Matched Volume of Mississippi River,” Science News, Oct. 20, 2009.

Emily Godbey, “Disaster Tourism and the Melodrama of Authenticity: Revisiting the 1889 Johnstown Flood,” Pennsylvania History 73:3 (2006), 273-315.

Mary P. Lavine, “The Johnstown Floods: Causes and Consequences,” in S.K. Majumdar et al., eds., Natural and Technological Disasters: Causes, Effects and Preventative Measures, Pennsylvania Academy of Science, 1992.

Robert D. Christie, “The Johnstown Flood,” Western Pennsylvania Historical Magazine 54:2 (April 1971), 198-210.

John Bach McMaster, “The Johnstown Flood,” Pennsylvania Magazine of History and Biography 57:3 (1933), 209-243.

John Bach McMaster, “The Johnstown Flood: II,” Pennsylvania Magazine of History and Biography 57:4 (1933), 316-354.

“The Johnstown Disaster,” Scientific American 60:26 (June 29, 1889), 406-407.

Jason Zweig, “National News, 1889: Club Is Found Culpable in Johnstown Flood,” Wall Street Journal, July 7, 2014.

David Hurst, “‘It’s Still Controversial’: Debate Rages Over Culpability of Wealthy Club Members,” [Johnstown, Pa.] Tribune-Democrat, May 25, 2014.

Peter Smith, “Johnstown Flood of 1889: Greatest Disaster in the State Continues to Resonate,” Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, May 24, 2014.

Henry Fountain, “Research at the Source of a Pennsylvania Flood,” New York Times, Oct. 26, 2009.

“Town’s Ads Say Its Catastrophic Flood ‘Is Over,'” [Prescott, Ariz.] Daily Courier, March 31, 2002.

“Bones May Be From 1889 Flood,” Pittsburgh Post-Gazette, July 8, 1998, B-4.

Eric Pace, “Frank Shomo, Infant Survivor of Johnstown Flood, Dies at 108,” New York Times, March 24, 1997.

D. Byron Yake, “In Johnstown, They Still Talk About the Flood 85 Years Ago,” [Washington, Pa.] Observer-Reporter, May 31, 1974, B-6.

“Black Day in 1889; Johnstown, Pa., Marks Flood Anniversary,” New York Times, May 24, 1964.

“Flood Just Part of Little Known Tale Behind Johnstown Woes,” [Washington D.C.] Evening Star, May 30, 1939.

“A Valley of Death,” Three Rivers [Mich.] Tribune, June 7, 1889, 6.

Johnstown Area Heritage Association, “Johnstown Flood Museum: Pennsylvania Railroad Interview Transcripts,” 2013.

Listener mail:

Kelly Servick, “Brain Parasite May Strip Away Rodents’ Fear of Predators — Not Just of Cats,” Science, Jan. 14, 2020.

Madlaina Boillat et al., “Neuroinflammation-Associated Aspecific Manipulation of Mouse Predator Fear by Toxoplasma gondii,” Cell Reports 30:2 (2020), 320-334.

“Toxoplasma Infection in Mice Reduces Generalized Anxiety, Not Just Feline Fear,” Genetic Engineering & Biotechnology News, Jan. 15, 2020.

The Royal Guardsmen, “Snoopy’s Christmas,” 1967:

The Royal Guardsmen, “Snoopy vs. The Red Baron,” 1966:

Wikipedia, “Snoopy’s Christmas” (accessed March 15, 2020).

Alistair Hughes, “Snoopy Still Flying at Christmas,” Stuff, Dec. 8, 2014.

“Snoopy’s Christmas ‘Worst Christmas Song of All Time,'” New Zealand Herald, Dec. 18, 2007.

This week’s lateral thinking puzzle was suggested by listeners David and Becky Pruessner. Here are two corroborating links (warning — these spoil the puzzle).

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Many thanks to Doug Ross for the music in this episode.

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In a Word

viator
n. a wayfarer; traveler

nocuous
adj. likely to cause harm or damage

fulminant
adj. exploding or detonating

aggerose
adj. in heaps

British director Cecil Hepworth made “How It Feels To Be Run Over” in 1900. The car is on the wrong side of the road. (The intertitle at the end, “Oh! Mother will be pleased,” may have been scratched directly into the celluloid.)

Hepworth followed it up with “Explosion of a Motor Car,” below, later the same year.

Neuberg’s Theorem

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Construct squares outwardly on the sides of triangle ABC, and make a triangle of their centers. Now the centers of squares constructed inwardly on the sides of that triangle will fall on the midpoints of the sides of ABC.

(Due to Luxembourger mathematician Joseph Neuberg, 1840-1926.)

Divining

Playing a trivia game, George S. Kaufman was asked, “What’s the longest river in South America?”

After a lot of stalling, he asked, “Are you sure it’s in South America?”

The Last Banana

A thought experiment in probability by Leonardo Barichello: Two people are stranded on an island with only one banana to eat. To decide who gets it, they agree to play a game. Each of them will roll a fair 6-sided die. If the largest number rolled is a 1, 2, 3, or 4, then Player 1 gets the banana. If the largest number rolled is a 5 or 6, then Player 2 gets it. Which player has the better chance?

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For What It’s Worth

In a 2009 survey, readers of Stuttgarter Nachrichten, the largest newspaper in Stuttgart, chose Muggeseggele as the most beautiful word in Swabian German.

Muggeseggele means “the scrotum of a housefly.” It’s used ironically to describe a very small length.

Counting Sheep

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Shepherds in Northern England used to tally their flocks using a base-20 numbering system. They’d count a score of sheep using the words:

Yan, tan, tether, mether, pip,
Azer, sayzer, acka, konta, dick,
Yanna-dick, tanna-dick, tethera-dick, methera-dick, bumfit,
Yanna-bum, tanna-bum, tethera-bum, methera-bum, jigget

… and then denote the completion of a group by taking up a stone or marking the ground before commencing the next count.

These systems vary by region — Wikipedia has them laid out in pleasing tables.

(Thanks, Brieuc.)