The Moral Superiority Illusion

In 2017, University of London psychologists Ben Tappin and Ryan McKay asked 270 subjects to evaluate both themselves and the average person as to traits describing morality (honest, trustworthy, fair), agency (hardworking, knowledgeable, competent), and sociability (cooperative, warm, family-orientated).

They found that nearly all the subjects inflated their own desirable moral qualities irrationally. The more desirable a moral trait appeared to the subjects, the more likely they were to ascribe it to themselves.

“The belief that one is morally superior to the average person appears robust and widespread,” they wrote. “We find that moral superiority represents a uniquely strong and prevalent instance of ‘positive illusion.'”

(Ben M. Tappin and Ryan T. McKay, “The Illusion of Moral Superiority,” Social Psychological and Personality Science 8:6 [August 2017], 623-631.)

The Tennis Racket Theorem

Experimenting in microgravity aboard the Mir space station in 1985, Soviet cosmonaut Vladimir Dzhanibekov watched a spinning wingnut flip spontaneously in midair. He was observing a phenomenon that had first been described mathematically by Louis Poinsot in 1834 — when a rigid body with three distinct principal moments of inertia is rotated around its intermediate axis, it can exhibit unpredictable 180-degree flips even in the absence of external torques.

This can be demonstrated easily with a tennis racket: When the racket is flipped around its first or third principal axis (the first and third images below), it doesn’t also undergo a half-rotation around another axis. But when it’s flipped around the intermediate axis (center image), it tends to contort itself so that it’s caught with the opposite face upward. (The racket in this demonstration is colored half white and half black to make this clearer.)

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Quinary

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When Saint John of Nepomuk was martyred, legend claims that five stars appeared above his head. So in 1721, when Czech architect Jan Santini Aichel designed a church to commemorate the Bohemian clergyman, he gave it a fivefold symmetry: The circular nave is surrounded by five pairs of columns and five oval domes alternating with ogival apses. The primary altar (one of five) bears five angels supporting a heavenly sphere decorated with five stars.

It’s beautiful even from above — the surrounding ring cloister is divided into 10 sections by five chapels and five gates:

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Ernst’s Paradox

MIT undergraduate Michael Ernst pointed out this problem to philosopher George Boolos during a course on paradox and infinity.

An expression is a finite sequence of symbols. When expression β is appended to expression α, the symbols of α are written in order and then followed immediately by those of β. So, for example, ‘b’ appended to ‘a’ is the two-symbol expression ‘ab’.

The quotation of α is the expression we get when expression α is enclosed in a pair of quotation marks. The quotation of 'Boston' is ''Boston''. The reverse of quotation is denotation: The denotation of ''Boston'' is 'Boston'.

Who could object to any of this? But now consider the nonsense string κ:

b' appended to 'a

And another string, λ:

ab

Let N(α) stand for the number of letters of the English alphabet that alphabetically precede the first letter of expression α. Then N(κ) = 1 (because that string begins with the letter b) and N(λ) = 0 (because that string begins with the letter a).

And now consider μ:

'b' appended to 'a'

μ is the quotation of κ, so the denotation of μ is κ. But look again at μ: By our own definition,

'b' appended to 'a'

is 'ab', and the denotation of μ is λ as we’ve defined it above. So now we find ourselves asserting that 0 = N(λ) = N(the denotation of μ) = N(κ) = 1.

“What has gone wrong?” Boolos writes. “Obviously, the non-identical κ and λ cannot both be the denotation of μ, and unless they are, our demonstration that 0 = 1 fails. How did we conclude that they are identical?”

When Boolos sent Ernst’s observation to Willard Van Orman Quine at Harvard, Quine wrote back, “Dear George, Thanks for Ernst’s paradox. I am delighted with it. But I find I am unable to cope with it, even when I have stopped laughing. Yours, Van.” Ernst himself suggested that perhaps we need two different kinds of quotation marks, syntactic and semantic. See Boolos’ Logic, Logic, and Logic (1998) for his own thoughts on the matter.

(Thanks, Dan.)

Tableau

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Dinosaur fossils are often found in this dramatic posture, with the head thrown back, the tail extended, and the mouth wide open. The reason isn’t clear. It could be caused by muscle spasms during the animal’s death throes, or the contraction of neck ligaments after death, perhaps facilitated by immersion in water. It’s called the opisthotonic death pose.

Weather and Art

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In 1970, Penn State meteorologist Hans Neuberger examined 12,000 European paintings to reconstruct historical climate data between 1400 and 1967. He found a marked increase in darkness and cloud cover between 1550 and 1849, corresponding roughly to the Little Ice Age. Painters in the Mediterranean School depicted bluer skies and clearer conditions than their British counterparts, whose paintings showed overcast skies and lower visibility. No English paintings depicted a completely clear sky.

In 2011, researchers Karen Aplin and Paul Williams quantified the frequency of musical allusions to weather in orchestral music over time. Storms, not surprisingly, were the weather type most frequently represented, followed by wind, cloud, rain, sun, and fog. Of the pieces they chose to study, all those depicting frontal storms were in minor keys, and all those depicting fair weather were in major keys. By a large margin, the most common nationality of weather-depicting composers was British. “This appears to support the stereotypical assumption that people from the UK are more enthusiastic about the weather than their colleagues overseas, although this effect could be due to sampling bias, given that the authors of this paper are both from the UK.”

(Hans Neuberger, “Climate in Art,” Weather 25:2 [February 1970], 46-56; Karen L. Aplin and Paul D. Williams, “Meteorological Phenomena in Western Classical Orchestral Music,” Weather 66:11 [November 2011], 300-306. Here’s a related study looking at popular music.)

The Gingerbread Game

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Hansel and Gretl have discovered a gingerbread cottage and are wondering whether to eat some of the tiles on its walls. A witch appears and tells them how they must go about it. “Each of you is to name a whole number between 0 and 100. Hansel’s must be odd and Gretl’s even. No conferring. Whoever chooses the lower number can eat twice that number of gingerbread tiles. Whoever chooses the higher number can eat the lower number.” So, for example, if Hansel chooses 57 and Gretl chooses 30, Hansel will get 30 tiles and Gretl will get 60.

This sounds fine, but the children have just had lessons in game theory and regard this as a non-cooperative game between rational utility maximizers. Gretl knows that Hansel will not choose 99, because 97 would leave him better off if she chose 98 and no worse off if she chose any other number. By the same reasoning, she will avoid 98 and choose 96. In her mind she can follow this train all the way to its end: Rationally, it seems, she must choose 2. Hansel, following it also, finds himself indifferent between 3 and 1. In the end he will receive a paltry two tiles and Gretl either one or four.

Is all of this sound? Gretl says, “There is something radically peculiar about trains of thought which proceed in the subjunctive. You are to work out what you would be rational to do, if I were to choose a number which I shall not choose. I am to do likewise, with each train of thought reproduced inside the other. What happens if either player derails a train by choosing in defiance of it? In that case it becomes radically unclear whether either player still has a rational choice.”

(Martin Hollis, “The Gingerbread Game,” Analysis 54:4 [October 1994], 196-200.)

Centers of Attraction

In his 1908 autobiography, Francis Galton described a “beauty map” he’d compiled of the British Isles:

Whenever I have occasion to classify the persons I meet into three classes, ‘good, medium, and bad,’ I use a needle mounted as a pricker, wherewith to prick holes, unseen, in a piece of paper. … I used this plan for my beauty data, classifying the girls I passed in streets or elsewhere as attractive, indifferent, or repellent. … I found London to rank highest for beauty; Aberdeen lowest.

In 2008, psychologists Viren Swami and Eliana Hernandez set out to compile a beauty map of their own, this time focusing on London. They asked 461 residents to rate the physical attractiveness of men and women in the city’s 33 boroughs. For the record, the City of London, the City of Westminster, and Kensington and Chelsea were rated highest — which correlates with the affluence but not the health (life expectancy) of the residents in those boroughs.

A Pressing Appointment

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Choose a number on this clock face and, starting from 12, spell out that number’s English name as you advance clockwise around the face, one letter per numeral. For example, if you’ve chosen 3, count out T-H-R-E-E and you’ll land on the numeral 5. Adopt this new position as your next chosen number and proceed as before (in this case, counting F-I-V-E and landing on 9). After three or more moves you’ll reliably land on 1.

This works because of a characteristic of Markov chains first observed by Russian mathematician Evgenii Borisovich Dynkin. Here’s a card trick that exploits the same principle.