“If Christ were here now, there is one thing he would not be — a Christian.” — Mark Twain
May 2, 2005 | Categories: Quotations, Religion
“No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris.” — Orville Wright
Apr 17, 2005 | Categories: Quotations
“Rogues are preferable to imbeciles because they sometimes take a rest.” — Alexandre Dumas
Apr 13, 2005 | Categories: Quotations
STREETS FULL OF WATER. PLEASE ADVISE.
– Robert Benchley, telegram from Venice
Apr 9, 2005 | Categories: Humor, Quotations
“A period novel! About the Civil War! Who needs the Civil War now — who cares?” — Pictorial Review editor Herbert R. Mayes, turning down a prepublication serialization of Gone With the Wind, 1936
Apr 8, 2005 | Categories: Entertainment, Quotations
“It isn’t necessary to have relatives in Kansas City in order to be unhappy.” — Groucho Marx
Apr 4, 2005 | Categories: Quotations
“Drama is life with the dull bits cut out.” — Alfred Hitchcock
Mar 30, 2005 | Categories: Entertainment, Quotations
“All paid jobs absorb and degrade the mind.” — Aristotle
Mar 23, 2005 | Categories: Quotations
“Communism is like one big phone company.” — Lenny Bruce
Mar 20, 2005 | Categories: Quotations
“I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I’ve ever known.” — Walt Disney
Mar 13, 2005 | Categories: Entertainment, Quotations
“History is more or less bunk.” — Henry Ford
Mar 9, 2005 | Categories: Quotations
“Everyone wants to be Cary Grant. Even I want to be Cary Grant.” — Cary Grant
Mar 6, 2005 | Categories: Entertainment, Quotations
“Rock ‘n’ roll is phony and false, and sung, written, and played for the most part by cretinous goons.” — Frank Sinatra, 1957
Mar 3, 2005 | Categories: Entertainment, Quotations
“There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.” — Goethe
Feb 24, 2005 | Categories: Quotations
“I hate women because they always know where things are.” — James Thurber
Feb 21, 2005 | Categories: Quotations
“We don’t like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.” — Decca Recording Company executive, turning down the Beatles, 1962
Feb 18, 2005 | Categories: Quotations
“When you are 8 years old, nothing is any of your business.” — Lenny Bruce
Feb 15, 2005 | Categories: Quotations
“No one can earn a million dollars honestly.” — William Jennings Bryan
Feb 10, 2005 | Categories: Quotations
“No opera plot can be sensible, for people do not sing when they are feeling sensible.” — W.H. Auden
Feb 7, 2005 | Categories: Quotations
“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.” — Henny Youngman
Feb 3, 2005 | Categories: Quotations
“Complete masculinity and stupidity are often indistinguishable.” — H.L. Mencken
Feb 1, 2005 | Categories: Quotations
“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.” — Eleanor Roosevelt
Jan 28, 2005 | Categories: Quotations
“I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a home run.” — Babe Ruth
Jan 27, 2005 | Categories: Quotations
