“An ignorant person is one who doesn’t know what you have just found out.” — Will Rogers

Further excerpts from the notebooks of English belletrist Geoffrey Madan (1895-1947):

“Worldly faces never look so worldly as at a funeral.” — George Eliot

Wit is a new and apt relation of ideas: humour, of images.

Use of words “vision” and “supremely” an infallible sign of the uneducated.

“No great country was ever saved by good men, because good men will not go the length that may be necessary.” — Horace Walpole

“Precautions are always blamed. When successful, they are said to be unnecessary.” — Benjamin Jowett

“Some speak and write as if they wanted to say something: others as if they had something to say.” — Archbishop Richard Whately

“A rose has no back.” — Chinese reply if you apologize for turning your back

Reasonable to ask young people to be adventurous, to go to the North Pole, say: but religion asks them to start off, without being sure if there is a North Pole.

Three pieces of earnest advice from the Revd. H.J. Bidder, aged 86, after sitting silent, with a crumpled face, all through dinner, and once loudly asking the man opposite who I was:

1. Never drink claret in an East wind.
2. Take your pleasures singly, one by one.
3. Never sit on a hard chair after drinking port.

“Faced with the choice between changing one’s mind and proving that there is no need to do so, almost everyone gets busy on the proof.” — John Kenneth Galbraith

“Wealth is like sea-water; the more we drink, the thirstier we become; and the same is true of fame.” — Arthur Schopenhauer

(Thanks, Macari.)

More maxims of François VI, Duc de La Rochefoucauld (1613–1680):

• “We always love those who admire us; but we don’t always love those whom we admire.”
• “There are people who would never have been in love, if they had never heard talk of Love.”
• “The Generality of People judge of Men by their Reputation, or Fortune.”
• “Men would not live long in Society, if they were not the mutual Dupes of one another.”
• “Titles, instead of exalting, debase those who don’t act up to them.”
• “Prosperity is a stronger Trial of Virtue than Adversity.”
• “Weak People can’t be sincere.”
• “‘Tis more difficult to be faithful to a Mistress when on good Terms with her, than when on bad.”
• “‘Tis not so dangerous to do Ill to most Men as to do them too much Good.”
• “A Man often imagines he acts, when he is acted upon; and while his Mind aims at one thing, his Heart insensibly gravitates towards another.”
• “When great Men suffer themselves to be subdued by the Length of their Misfortunes, they discover that the Strength of their Ambition, not of their Understanding, was what supported them; and that, bating a little Vanity, Heroes are just like other Men.”
• “Cunning and Treachery proceed from Want of Capacity.”
• “If we took as much Pains to be what we ought, as we do to deceive others by disguising what we are; we might appear as we are, without being at the Trouble of any Disguise.”

And “‘Tis a Mistake to imagine that only the violent Passions, such as Ambition and Love, can triumph over the rest. Laziness, languid as it is, often masters them all; she indeed influences all our Designs and Actions, and insensibly consumes and destroys both the Passions and the Virtues.”

“Happiness is lost by criticizing it; sorrow by accepting it.” — Ambrose Bierce

“There are very few things which we know, which are not capable of being reduc’d to a Mathematical Reasoning; and when they cannot it’s a sign our knowledge of them is very small and confus’d; and when a Mathematical Reasoning can be had it’s as great a folly to make use of any other, as to grope for a thing in the dark, when you have a Candle standing by you.” — John Arbuthnot, Of the Laws of Chance, 1692

More maxims of La Rochefoucauld:

• “We should often be ashamed of our best Actions, if the world saw all their Motives.”
• “If we had no Faults ourselves, we should not take such Pleasure in observing those of others.”
• “The Reason we are so angry with such as trick us is, because they think they have more Wit than we.”
• “There are Heroes in Ill, as well as in Good.”
• “There are People who are disagreeable with great Merit; and others who with great Faults are agreeable.”
• “We easily forget Crimes that are known to none but ourselves.”
• “To judge of Love by most of its Effects, one would think it more like Hatred than Kindness.”
• “Our Merit procures us the Esteem of Men of Sense, and our Fortune that of the Public.”
• “Narrowness of Mind is the Cause of Obstinacy; and we don’t easily believe beyond what we see.”
• “Quarrels would not last long if the Fault was but on one Side.”
• “We are not able to act up to our Reason.”
• “Men are oftener treacherous through Weakness than Design.”
• “Our Self-love bears with less Patience the Condemnation of our Tastes, than of our Opinions.”
• “We are almost always tired with the Company of those whom we ought not to be tired of.”
• “The Mind, thro’ Laziness and Constancy, fixes on what is easy or agreeable to it. This Habit bounds our Knowledge; and no Man has ever given himself the trouble to extend and carry his Genius as far as it was capable of going.”

And “Few People are well-acquainted with Death. ‘Tis generally submitted to thro’ Stupidity and Custom, not Resolution; and most Men die merely because they can’t help it.”