“God is a Republican, and Santa Claus is a Democrat.” — H.L. Mencken
Quotations
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“Why are numbers beautiful? It’s like asking why is Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony beautiful. If you don’t see why, someone can’t tell you. I know numbers are beautiful. If they aren’t beautiful, nothing is.” — Paul Erdös
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“Adults are only obsolete children.” — Dr. Seuss
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“I have always imagined that paradise will be a kind of library.” — Jorge Luis Borges
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“There are three rules for writing the novel. Unfortunately, no one knows what they are.” — Somerset Maugham
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“It is impossible to imagine Goethe or Beethoven being good at billiards or golf.” — H.L. Mencken
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“Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.” — Tom Stoppard
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“I’m just glad it’ll be Clark Gable who’s falling on his face, and not Gary Cooper.” — Gary Cooper, declining the lead role in Gone with the Wind
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“Space travel is utter bilge.” — Astronomer Royal Richard Van Der Riet Woolley, 1956
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“Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?” — H.M. Warner, co-founder of Warner Brothers, 1927