“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?” — Abraham Lincoln
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“Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.” — Napoleon Bonaparte
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“Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.” — Charlie Chaplin
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“Stock prices have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.” — Yale economist Irving Fisher, Oct. 16, 1929
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“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” — Douglas Adams
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“Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.” — Truman Capote
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“There must be quite a few things a hot bath won’t cure, but I don’t know many of them.” — Sylvia Plath
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“I’d rather be dead than singing ‘Satisfaction’ when I’m 45.” — Mick Jagger
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“By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” — Socrates
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“I don’t even know what street Canada is on.” — Al Capone