“Of all the noises known to man, opera is the most expensive.” — Moliere
Quotations
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“Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It’s rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!” — Sportscaster Jerry Coleman
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“When in doubt, make a western.” — John Ford
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- “They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.” — Cindy Crawford
- “I think, If my butt’s not too big for them to be photographing it, then it shouldn’t be too big for me.” — Christy Turlington
- “I wish my butt did not go sideways, but I guess I have to face that.” — Christie Brinkley
- “Everywhere I went, my cleavage followed. But I learned I am not my cleavage.” — Carole Mallory
- “Because modeling is lucrative, I’m able to save up and be more particular about the acting roles I take.” — Kathy Ireland, star of Alien From L.A. and Danger Island
- “I haven’t seen the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, the Louvre. I haven’t seen anything. I don’t really care.” — Tyra Banks
- “My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, ‘What if she’s ugly? You’re ugly.'” — Beverly Johnson
- “I don’t wake up for less than $10,000 a day.” — Linda Evangelista
Evangelista also said, “I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don’t have to speak.”
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“I hate quotations.” — Emerson
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“To invent, you need a good imagination and a pile of junk.” — Thomas Edison
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“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.” — Napoleon
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“When in doubt, have two guys come through the door with guns.” — Raymond Chandler
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“If Christ were here now, there is one thing he would not be — a Christian.” — Mark Twain
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“No flying machine will ever fly from New York to Paris.” — Orville Wright