“Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It’s rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!” — Sportscaster Jerry Coleman


Supermodels speak:

  • “They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.” — Cindy Crawford
  • “I think, If my butt’s not too big for them to be photographing it, then it shouldn’t be too big for me.” — Christy Turlington
  • “I wish my butt did not go sideways, but I guess I have to face that.” — Christie Brinkley
  • “Everywhere I went, my cleavage followed. But I learned I am not my cleavage.” — Carole Mallory
  • “Because modeling is lucrative, I’m able to save up and be more particular about the acting roles I take.” — Kathy Ireland, star of Alien From L.A. and Danger Island
  • “I haven’t seen the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, the Louvre. I haven’t seen anything. I don’t really care.” — Tyra Banks
  • “My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, ‘What if she’s ugly? You’re ugly.'” — Beverly Johnson
  • “I don’t wake up for less than $10,000 a day.” — Linda Evangelista

Evangelista also said, “I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don’t have to speak.”