weequashing
n. the spearing of fish or eels by torchlight from canoes

speustic
adj. baked in haste

omphaloskepsis
n. navel-gazing

Dangerous tongue twisters:

I am not the pheasant plucker,
I’m the pheasant plucker’s mate.
I am only plucking pheasants
Because the pheasant plucker’s late.

I slit the sheet, the sheet I slit;
and on the slitted sheet I sit.

I’m not the fig plucker,
Nor the fig pluckers’ son,
But I’ll pluck figs
Till the fig plucker comes.

Anagrams:

• DEBIT CARD = BAD CREDIT
• MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER
• SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ‘EM
• DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT
• ASTRONOMER = MOON STARER
• ELECTION RESULTS = LIES — LET’S RECOUNT

And SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S.

“College isn’t the place to go for ideas.” — Helen Keller

growlery
n. a retreat for times of ill humor

The shortest word containing six unique vowels in alphabetical order is facetiously.

Subcontinental has them in reverse order.

ultracrepidate
v. to criticize beyond sphere of one’s knowledge