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“Flying may not be all plain sailing, but the fun of it is worth the price.” — Amelia Earhart
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“In America sex is an obsession; in other parts of the world it is a fact.” — Marlene Dietrich
(Image: Wikimedia Commons)
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“I remember Tallulah [Bankhead] telling of going into a public ladies’ room and discovering there was no toilet tissue. She looked underneath the booth and said to the lady in the next stall, ‘I beg your pardon, do you happen to have any toilet tissue in there?’ The lady said no. So Tallulah said, ‘Well, then, dahling, do you have two fives for a ten?’” — Ethel Merman
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“It’s just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I just beat people up.” — Muhammad Ali
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“How can one conceive of a one-party system in a country that has over 200 varieties of cheese?” — Charles de Gaulle
Walking on Air
“Space isn’t remote at all. It’s only an hour’s drive away if your car could go straight upwards.” — Astronomer Fred Hoyle
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“It’s not the most intellectual job in the world, but I do have to know the letters.” — Vanna White
“British Women Can’t Cook”
Controversial remarks attributed to Prince Philip, Duke of Edinburgh:
- “If it has four legs and is not a chair, has wings and is not an aeroplane, or swims and is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.”
- When visiting China in 1986, he told a group of British students, “If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed.”
- To a British student in Papua New Guinea: “You managed not to get eaten then?”
- To a Scottish driving instructor: “How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough for them to pass the driving test?”
- On a visit to the new Welsh Assembly in Cardiff, he told a group of deaf children standing next to a Jamaican steel drum band, “Deaf? No wonder you are deaf, standing so close to that racket.”
- To an Australian aborigine: “Still throwing spears?”
- To the president of Nigeria, who was dressed in traditional Muslim robes: “You look like you’re ready for bed.”
- Seeing a poorly installed fusebox in an Edinburgh factory, Philip said it looked “like it was put in by an Indian.”
- When a 12-year-old boy told the prince that he aspired to be an astronaut, he replied, “You’re too fat.”
Overheard during an extended tour of HMS Boxer: “Not another fucking chamber.”
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“No dancer can watch Fred Astaire and not know that we all should have been in another business.” — Mikhail Baryshnikov
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“An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed.” — Queen Victoria
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“Working with Julie Andrews is like being hit over the head with a valentine card.” — Christopher Plummer
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“Nothing.” — Louis XVI
(Diary entry for July 14, 1789, the day of the storming of the Bastille.)
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“There are four kinds of homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy.” — Ambrose Bierce
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“I declare this thing open, whatever it is.” — Prince Philip, opening the Vancouver City Hall
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“Winfield goes back to the wall. He hits his head on the wall and it rolls off! It’s rolling all the way back to second base! This is a terrible thing for the Padres!” — Sportscaster Jerry Coleman
Smile!
- “They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so brave. See, every woman hates herself from behind.” — Cindy Crawford
- “I think, If my butt’s not too big for them to be photographing it, then it shouldn’t be too big for me.” — Christy Turlington
- “I wish my butt did not go sideways, but I guess I have to face that.” — Christie Brinkley
- “Everywhere I went, my cleavage followed. But I learned I am not my cleavage.” — Carole Mallory
- “Because modeling is lucrative, I’m able to save up and be more particular about the acting roles I take.” — Kathy Ireland, star of Alien From L.A. and Danger Island
- “I haven’t seen the Eiffel Tower, Notre Dame, the Louvre. I haven’t seen anything. I don’t really care.” — Tyra Banks
- “My husband was just OK looking. I was in labor and I said to him, ‘What if she’s ugly? You’re ugly.’” — Beverly Johnson
- “I don’t wake up for less than $10,000 a day.” — Linda Evangelista
Evangelista also said, “I can do anything you want me to do so long as I don’t have to speak.”
