acersecomic
n. a person whose hair has never been cut

gynotikolobomassophilia
n. a proclivity for nibbling on women’s earlobes

elozable
adj. amenable to flattery

deasil
adj. clockwise

abscotchalater
n. one hiding from the police

floccify
v. to consider worthless

If you’re the trusting sort, you might be pleased to carry this recommendation from Cardinal Richelieu to the French ambassador at Rome.

You wouldn’t last long, though. Rather than scan each line straight across, the ambassador would fold the page in half and read the truth about you in the left column.

(From Charles Bombaugh, Gleanings From the Harvest-Fields of Literature, 1860)

infandous
adj. too horrible to mention

preantepenultimate
adj. fourth from last