“Nothing, to my way of thinking, is better proof of a well-ordered mind than a man’s ability to stop just where he is and pass some time in his own company.” — Seneca, Letters From a Stoic
An Upper Stove
A problem by Soviet physicist Viktor Lange:
“By lifting up a bucket of coal to a third floor stove we increase the potential energy of the coal by about 800 J (the force of gravity on the coal is about 80 N and it is raised by about 10 m). Where will this additional potential energy go to when this coal is burnt in the stove?”
“Collective Farm”
In the best collective use,
Geese afoot are gaggles
(Even when one goose gets loose,
Falls behind and straggles);
Skein‘s the word for geese in flight.
Turtledoves form dools.
Barren‘s right (though impolite)
For a pack of mules.
Starlings join in murmuration,
Pheasants in a rye,
Larks in lovely exaltation,
Leopards, leap (they’re spry).
Ducks in flight are known as teams;
Paddings when they swim.
Herrings in poetic gleams
Please the wordsmith’s whim.
Cats collect into a clowder,
Kittens make a kindle.
Sloths of bears growl all the louder
As their forces dwindle.
Lapwings gather in deceit,
Apes convene in shrewdness,
Mares in stud (an odd conceit
Bordering on lewdness).
Foxes muster in a skulk,
Squirrels run in drays
While collectives in the bulk
Make up word bouquets.
— Felicia Lamport
An NSA Puzzle
A problem by National Security Agency mathematician Wendell W., from the agency’s March 2018 Puzzle Periodical:
Consider the following equations:
a2 × b × c2 × g = 5,100
a × b2 × e × f2 = 33,462
a × c2 × d3 = 17,150
a3 × b3 × c × d × e2 = 914,760
Find positive integers a, b, c, d, e, f, and g, all greater than 1, that satisfy all the equations.
In Brief
When H.P. Re of Coldwater, Mich., died in 1931, his claim to have the world’s shortest name was up for grabs, and the Associated Press held a sort of contest to find his successor. J. Ur of Torrington, Conn., expressed early confidence because he had no middle initial, but, AP reported:
C. Ek and J. Ek, brothers from Duluth, promptly entered the lists as cochampions. Mrs. V. Ek, not to be outdone, claimed not only the woman’s title, but the mixed doubles championship. A former Duluth policeman said his name was C. Sy.
Then Fairmount, Minnesota, entered E. Py, farmer; Clinton, Iowa, put forward C. Au, J. Au, and W. Au, triple threats; Indiana offered Ed Py, inmate of Newcastle Jail; and Indianapolis made a poor try with Fix Ax.
In the end the palm went to Aaron A of Chicago, who went by A.A., a name that AP noted “leads all others in the Chicago telephone directory, alphabetically as well as longitudinally.” A’s ancestors had been jewelers in Saxony, and a philologist speculated that the surname derived from an old German word for river.
Velato
The esoteric programming language Velato uses music as its source code. The first note of a composition establishes a “command root” note, and the intervals that follow specify instructions. The command root can be changed between statements, and the notes that make up a chord can be interpreted in a specified order, so there’s some latitude to help a composition sound “musical.” This program produces the output “Hello, World”:

Here’s what that sounds like:
A few other musical languages: Fugue, VenetianScript, Yet Another Musical Esolang.
Tight Quarters

The world’s smallest island with a building on it is the Bishop Rock, a skerry off the coast of Cornwall. The islet is 46 by 16 meters, and the tower’s base is 10 meters across. Before the installation of a helipad in 1976, visitors would rappel from the tower’s base to waiting boats.

Among the Thousand Islands at the head of the Saint Lawrence River is the smallest inhabited island in the world, known as “Just Room Enough.” It accommodates a single house.

The “Smallest House in Great Britain” stands on the quay in Conwy, Wales. Built in the 16th century, it has a floor area of 3.05 by 1.8 meters.

Built in 1958, the Little Church in Drumheller, Alberta, is available for ceremonies. It seats six.
Lahaina Noon
Twice a year, objects Hawaii lose their shadows as the sun passes directly overhead.
A “zero shadow day” occurs biannually between the Tropics of Cancer and Capricorn, arriving at each location when the sun’s declination equals its latitude.
“The Difficult Case of Wine”
A gentleman had a bottle containing 12 pints of wine, 6 of which he was desirous of giving to a friend; but he had nothing to measure it, except two other bottles, one of 7 pints, and the other of 5. How did he contrive to put 6 pints into the 7-pint bottle?


