orgiophant
n. one who presides over orgies

snirtle
v. to attempt to suppress one’s laughter

weequashing
n. the spearing of fish or eels by torchlight from canoes

speustic
adj. baked in haste

omphaloskepsis
n. navel-gazing

growlery
n. a retreat for times of ill humor

ultracrepidate
v. to criticize beyond sphere of one’s knowledge

mumpsimus
n. a view stubbornly held even when shown to be wrong

snobographer
n. one who describes or writes about snobs

uglyography
n. bad handwriting; poor spelling