cacozelia
n. the use of rare or foreign words to appear learned

tegestologist
n. a collector of beer mats

discalced
adj. without shoes

ucalegon
n. a neighbor whose house is on fire

jerque
v. to search for smuggled goods

hieromachy
a fight or quarrel between priests

griffade
sudden seizure with the claws

whiskerine
n. beard-growing contest

quisby
n. an idler

xanthocomic
adj. yellow-haired