slockster
n. one who entices away another’s servants

swedge
v. to leave without paying one’s bill

unnun
v. to strip a nun of her position or character

dispope
v. to depose from popedom

iatronudia
n. a woman’s pretending to be ill in order to disrobe in front of a doctor

anaxiphilia
n. the act of falling in love with the wrong person

knipperdollin
n. a fanatical idiot

empleomaniac
n. one who is overly eager to hold public office

unasinous
adj. equally stupid

scombroid
adj. resembling a mackerel

ambisinister
adj. clumsy with both hands; having “two left hands”