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“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?” — Abraham Lincoln

“Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.” — Napoleon Bonaparte

“Failure is unimportant. It takes courage to make a fool of yourself.” — Charlie Chaplin

“Stock prices have reached what looks like a permanently high plateau.” — Yale economist Irving Fisher, Oct. 16, 1929

“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” — Douglas Adams

“Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act.” — Truman Capote

“There must be quite a few things a hot bath won’t cure, but I don’t know many of them.” — Sylvia Plath

“I’d rather be dead than singing ‘Satisfaction’ when I’m 45.” — Mick Jagger

“By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.” — Socrates

“I don’t even know what street Canada is on.” — Al Capone