Just a reminder — Futility Closet books make great gifts for people who are impossible to buy gifts for. Both contain hundreds of hand-picked favorites from our 11-year archive of curiosities. Some reviews:
“A wild, wonderful, and educational romp through history, science, zany patents, math puzzles, wonderful words (like boanthropy, hallelujatic, and andabatarian), the Devil’s Game, self-contradicting words, and so much more. Buy this book and feed your mind!” — Clifford A. Pickover, author of The Mathematics Devotional
“Futility Closet delivers concentrated doses of weird, wonderful, brain-stimulating ideas and anecdotes, curated mainly from forgotten old books. I’m hooked — there’s nothing quite like it!” — Mark Frauenfelder, founder, Boing Boing
“Meant to be read in pieces, but impossible to put down.” — Gary Antonick, editor, New York Times Numberplay blog
“Futility Closet is a dusty museum back room where one can spend minutes or hours among seldom-seen curiosities, and feel that none of the time was wasted.” — Alan Bellows, DamnInteresting.com
Both books are available now on Amazon. Thanks for your support!
Just a reminder — Futility Closet books make great gifts for people who are impossible to buy gifts for. Both contain hundreds of hand-picked favorites from our 11-year archive of curiosities. Some sample entries from the first book’s index:
gaiety, of bespectacled horses, 35
hallucination, useful in enlivening Bristol, 94
Nazis, poorly informed regarding Irish railway schedules, 36
chili sauce, and estate planning, 25
softball, at North Pole, 67
whinging, vaudevillian, placated, 86
corned beef sandwiches, weightless, 170
Nagel, Conrad, induced to reflect wearily upon his romantic choices, 116
And from the second:
communists, driving habits of, 73
trombones, and hair loss, 139
prayers, Canadian, private, whether, 179
James, Henry, not a refulgent fireball of novelistic rigor, 174
plunges, earthward, righted dangerously, 111
whales, exasperated, 193
Carroll, Lewis, beset by asparagus, 174
Story magazine, hard up for Ws, 19
Both also feature the curious words, odd inventions, intriguing quotations, and challenging puzzles that are regular features on the site. Boing Boing founder Mark Frauenfelder says, “Futility Closet delivers concentrated doses of weird, wonderful, brain-stimulating ideas and anecdotes, curated mainly from forgotten old books. I’m hooked — there’s nothing quite like it!”
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I also want to thank Dan Farrow for his recent help in fixing up the website’s design and Daniel Summers for his ceaseless reliability in administering the server.
You can get bonus posts and other rewards by supporting me on Patreon — plus the satisfaction of keeping the site going. Interact with me and other readers, browse the growing archive of bonus material, see my book recommendations, and more. You choose the amount to contribute, and you can change or cancel it at any time. See the Patreon page for details. Thanks!
A few miscellaneous things:
- I’m going to pull back a bit on the social media accounts (Facebook and Twitter) — there’s just no time to maintain them at the rate I’d been going. I’ll retain the accounts, but I haven’t really figured out exactly what I’ll do with them. Thanks again to Meaghan Walsh Gerard for setting them up.
- Just a reminder that we’ve updated the email feed to a new service with no advertising — you can sign up using the “Subscribe via Email” form at the bottom of the sidebar. If you’re subscribed to the old service, you can unsubscribe by clicking the link at the bottom of any of those mailings. (I’ll keep supporting the old service, so you can keep it if you like.)
- Thanks to everyone who’s contributed to the Patreon campaign to support the website. Through Patreon you can sign up to make a monthly contribution to keep me going — you choose the amount to contribute, and you can change or cancel it whenever you like. If you pledge at least $3 per month, you’ll receive 10-15 bonus posts per month, and there are other rewards as well — see the page for details. As the campaign ramps up I am hoping to remove advertising from the website, which has been a long-term goal of mine. More on that in a bit.
I suppose I ought to mention also that there are Futility Closet books and a podcast! The books include some of my favorite posts from the site’s 10-year history, and the podcast explores a variety of historical curiosities in greater depth. I’ve been pretty terrible at promoting these things, but they’re additional ways of supporting us. Thanks for reading!
Want more Futility Closet? You can get bonus posts and other rewards by signing up to support Futility Closet on Patreon, where you can pledge a recurring donation to help keep the site going. I greatly appreciate every contribution, and I’ve set up some benefits to help thank you for your support — in particular, if you pledge at least $3 a month, you’ll receive 10-15 bonus posts each month, emailed directly to you.
You can also make a one-time contribution via the Donate button at the bottom of the sidebar. Thanks for your help, and thanks for reading!
I’m looking for a WordPress theme designer to do some work on the site. Ideally I’d like to work with someone who’s familiar with Futility Closet, as it’s hard to describe to newcomers. If you’re available and have experience working on WordPress themes, please write to me at email@example.com. Thanks.
Thanks so much to the 148 readers who have contributed to my Patreon campaign to help save this website. Every contribution is invested directly in the site, helping me to post more frequently, to keep up with our ongoing costs, and to invest in some badly needed improvements.
If you value Futility Closet and want to help support it, please consider donating to the campaign. You can contribute as much or as little as you like, and I’ve set up some rewards to help thank you, including bonus posts and descriptions of some of the more curious books I come across in my research. Thanks for your help, and thanks for reading.
I’m changing our email feed — instead of a daily digest you can now sign up to receive the full text of each new post as soon as it’s published. And, unlike the old feed, this one contains no advertising. If you’d like to try it, you can sign up using the box at the bottom of the sidebar.
If you want to stick with the old feed, that’s no problem — it will keep running as it always has (though, to avoid confusion, I’ve removed the signup form from this website). If you want to unsubscribe from that feed, see the link at the foot of any of those mailings.