growlery
n. a retreat for times of ill humor

ultracrepidate
v. to criticize beyond sphere of one’s knowledge

mumpsimus
n. a view stubbornly held even when shown to be wrong

snobographer
n. one who describes or writes about snobs

uglyography
n. bad handwriting; poor spelling

opiniaster
n. one who obstinately holds to an opinion

afterwit
n. knowledge gained too late to do any good

jentacular
adj. pertaining to breakfast

hadeharia
n. constant use of the word “hell”

wittol
n. a man who knows of and tolerates his wife’s infidelity