“There is nothing worse than aggressive stupidity.” — Goethe

“I hate women because they always know where things are.” — James Thurber

“We don’t like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out.” — Decca Recording Company executive, turning down the Beatles, 1962

“When you are 8 years old, nothing is any of your business.” — Lenny Bruce

“No one can earn a million dollars honestly.” — William Jennings Bryan

“I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.” — Henny Youngman

“Complete masculinity and stupidity are often indistinguishable.” — H.L. Mencken

“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.” — Eleanor Roosevelt

“I have only one superstition. I touch all the bases when I hit a home run.” — Babe Ruth