When Warren Harding invited sportswriter Grantland Rice to play golf, Ring Lardner tagged along.
“This is an unexpected pleasure, Mr. Lardner,” said the president as they began. “I only knew Granny was coming. How did you happen to make it, too?”
Lardner said, “I want to be ambassador to Greece.”
“Greece?” asked the president. “Why Greece?”
“Because my wife doesn’t like Great Neck.”