Blithe Spirit

http://www.google.com/patents?id=3pprAAAAEBAJ&pg=PA1&source=gbs_selected_pages&cad=2#v=onepage&q&f=false

Above: a combination car bumper and bottle opener, patented by Rafael Bonnelly in 1964.

Below: a combination clothes brush and flask, patented by Thomas Helm in 1893.

Maybe you do have a drinking problem.

http://www.google.com/patents?id=KVR2AAAAEBAJ&printsec=drawing&zoom=4#v=onepage&q&f=false