From Charles Bombaugh, Facts and Fancies for the Curious From the Harvest-Fields of Literature, 1905:
A smart girl in Vassar claims that Phtholognyrrh should be pronounced Turner, and gives this little table to explain her theory:
First — Phth (as in phthisis) is … T
Second — olo (as in colonel) is … UR
Third — gn (as in gnat) is … N
Fourth — yrrh (as in myrrh) is … R
Let’s hope Mr. Turner likes fish and potatoes.