Pago Pago has always been known locally as Pango Pango.
When U.S. Navy officers first wrote to Washington from the island territory, they used a typewriter with a defective “N” key.
The Mokeys Have O Tails
Month: June 2006
Unquote
“He has to retreat into his fanciful world in order to survive. Otherwise, he leads kind of a dull, miserable life. I don’t envy dogs the lives they have to live.” — Charles M. Schulz, on Snoopy
Kneebone Connected to the …
Excerpts from 19th-century students’ physiology exams:
- “Physillogigy is to study about your bones stummick and vertebry.”
- “Occupations which are injurious to health are cabolic acid gas which is impure blood.”
- “We have an upper and lower skin. The lower skin moves all the time and the upper skin moves when we do.”
- “The body is mostly composed of water and about one half is avaricious tissue.”
- “The stomach is a small pear-shaped bone situated in the body.”
- “The gastric juice keeps the bones from creaking.”
- “The Chyle flows up the middle of the backbone and reaches the heart where it meets the oxygen and is purified.”
- “The salivary glands are used to salivate the body.”
- “In the stomach starch is changed to cane sugar and cane sugar to sugar cane.”
- “The olfactory nerve enters the cavity of the orbit and is developed into the special sense of hearing.”
- “The growth of a tooth begins in the back of the mouth and extends to the stomach.”
- “If we were on a railroad track and a train was coming the train would deafen our ears so that we couldn’t see to get off the track.”
— From Mark Twain, “English as She Is Taught: Being Genuine Answers to Examination Questions in Our Public Schools,” 1887
Fire Insurance
In China you can send money to your dead relatives. “Hell banknotes” are burned in a traditional ceremony, after which dead ancestors can use them to bribe the king of hell for a shorter stay.
They’re starting to use credit cards.
Fore!
The swinging Brassie strikes; and, having struck,
Moves on: nor all your Wit or future Luck
Shall lure it back to cancel half a Stroke,
Nor from the Card a single Seven pluck.
— From “The Golfer’s Rubaiyat” by H.W. Boynton, collected in The Wit and Humor of America, Volume II, 1907
Watch Dogs
In 1997, retired advertising executive Dan FitzSimons proposed a new cable TV channel called The Puppy Channel: “24 hours a day, seven days a week, footage of puppies fooling around like puppies do, acting the natural comedians and cuties that they are, with no people, no talk, accompanied only by relaxing instrumental music.”
In focus group surveys, 41 percent of respondents said they would prefer watching the channel to CNBC, and 37 percent preferred it to TBS.