Sound effects created by MAD cartoonist Don Martin:

• CHONK KRAKLE GLUK: man eating glass
• FFFFOOOOOOOO: Frankenstein exhaling
• FIDIP-FIDIP: ant boxing a cow’s udder
• FLIFFLAFF: Dracula opening his cape
• FLOON: atomic blast at Ground Zero
• FOOWOOM: flamethrower scorching condemned man
• FWAP: construction worker slapping sign out of a hippie’s hand
• FWEE: hat flying off the head of a man reacting to a horror comic
• FWUMP: werewolf being caught by a dogcatcher
• GARUNK GASPLOOSH GARUNK GASPLOOSH: Indian pumping water out of cactus
• GEEEN: Plasticman giving a guy on the 32nd floor the finger
• KLANG: water skier’s head hitting armored truck
• KLOONK KA-DOONK: blind man and seeing eye dog walking into pole
• KOONG: man getting hit in head with wheelbarrow full of cement
• KWONK: Mary Worth getting punched out for not minding her own business
• NOT-A-SOUND: Indian running through woods
• ZWEECH: The Phantom closing the zipper on his purple bodysuit

PITTWEEN SPLATCH THORK BLOOF THLIK GLITCH GLUTCH PITTWOON PLAF PLOOF SPLITCH THUK THAP PLOOP is the sound of a bullet ricocheting off a ceiling, through six heads, off a wall, then through six more heads.