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The Your Mom! Joke Directory now has a section for math geeks:

Your mom is so stupid she tried to use substitution to find the definite integral of f(x)=x2 over the interval 0

You might want to bring a baseball bat, just in case.

February 9, 2005March 23, 2006 | Humor · Science & Math

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