Futility Closet

Low Mass

Posted in Oddities, Religion by Greg Ross on February 21st, 2008

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What is it with salt miners? Apparently inspired by Poland's Wieliczka mine, which features a salty Last Supper, Colombia has built an entire salt cathedral, complete with 14 chapels representing the stations of the cross. Don't they have work to do?


In the Beginning

Posted in Oddities, Religion by Greg Ross on February 18th, 2008

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The first chapter of Genesis, written on an egg.

From the Jerusalem Museum.


"Old Joke Versified"

Posted in Humor, Poems, Religion by Greg Ross on February 1st, 2008

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Says Tom to Bill, pray tell me, sir,
Why is it that the devil,
In spite of all his naughty ways,
Can never be uncivil?

Says Bill to Tom, the answer's plain
To any mind that's bright:
Because the imp of darkness, sir,
Can ne'er be imp o' light.

– Charles Carroll Bombaugh, Gleanings for the Curious From the Harvest-Fields of Literature, 1890


Unbelievers

Posted in Religion by Greg Ross on January 18th, 2008

Modern atheists:

  • Douglas Adams
  • Woody Allen
  • Isaac Asimov
  • Dave Barry
  • Ricky Gervais
  • Paul Giamatti
  • Nadine Gordimer
  • Katharine Hepburn
  • Billy Joel
  • Ian McEwan
  • Ian McKellen
  • Harold Pinter
  • Kurt Vonnegut

"Atheism," said George Carlin, "is a non-prophet organization."


Scandal

Posted in Oddities, Religion by Greg Ross on November 15th, 2007

In 1394, a pig was hanged at Mortaign for having sacrilegiously eaten a consecrated wafer; and in a case of infanticide, it is expressly stated in the plaintiff's declaration that the pig killed the child and ate of its flesh, "although it was Friday," and this violation of the jejunium sextae, prescribed by the Church, was urged by the prosecuting attorney and accepted by the court as a serious aggravation of the porker's offence.

– E.P. Evans, The Criminal Prosecution and Capital Punishment of Animals, 1906


Miraculous

Posted in Oddities, Religion by Greg Ross on October 22nd, 2007

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Curiously, St. Teresa of Ávila died on the same night that the Catholic world switched from the Julian to the Gregorian calendar.

The switch occasioned a 10-day correction — so Teresa died on Thursday, Oct. 4, 1582, and the next day was Friday, Oct. 15.


A Biblical Pangram

Posted in Language, Religion by Greg Ross on October 18th, 2007

Ezra 7:21 contains every letter except J:

And I, even I, Artaxerxes the king, do make a decree to all the treasurers which are beyond the river, that whatsoever Ezra the priest, the scribe of the law of the God of heaven, shall require of you, it be done speedily.


Low Profile

Posted in Oddities, Religion by Greg Ross on September 29th, 2007

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If you were an early Christian fleeing Roman persecution, Turkey offered more than 200 underground cities, 40 of which contain three levels or more. The largest found so far, in Derinkuyu, has eight floors and extends to a depth of 85 meters, covering as much as 7,000 square feet (some floors haven't yet been excavated).

It wasn't a bad life: The larger complexes had rooms for food storage, kitchens, churches, stables, wine and oil presses, and shafts for ventilation. At its height, the city at Derinkuyu could accommodate 50,000 people.


Just Deserts

Posted in Entertainment, Religion by Greg Ross on September 28th, 2007

The image of a man playing chess with the devil for possession of his soul has appeared in many pieces of fiction, notably Ingmar Bergman's film The Seventh Seal (and later Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey). In one interesting twist that appears in some folk stories, the devil takes black (naturally), and play goes like this:

chess with death

1. … Nd4+ 2. Kd6 Qxd7+ 3. Nxd7 Rxd5+ 4. Nxd5 Re6

"Mate!" cries the fiend — but then he takes a second look at the board and disappears with a scream:

chess with death - solution


Field Report

Posted in Religion, Technology by Greg Ross on September 20th, 2007

The longest item of news ever telegraphed to a newspaper, was the entire New Testament as revised, and all variations of the English and American committees, from New York to Chicago, and the whole published as an item of news in the Sunday morning Chicago Tribune for May 22, 1882. That day's Tribune comprised 20 pages, 16 of which were required for the New Testament.

Miscellaneous Notes and Queries, May 1889