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The programming language SIMPLE “was designed to make it impossible to write code with errors in it.”

The language has only three commands, STOP, BEGIN, and END. “No matter how you arrange the statements, you can’t make a syntax error.”

The name stands for Sheer Idiots Monopurpose Programming Linguistic Environment.

March 6, 2026March 5, 2026 | Humor · Technology

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