You want to vacuum your dog, but your dog is afraid of vacuums. What do you need? A dog-shaped vacuum!
Anne Margaret Zaleski’s 1973 invention permits dog owners to clean up clipped hair and the like without alarming their pets:
It will be readily obvious that other shapes of dogs, not shown, may be used instead, preferably one to correspond to the particular type dog to be groomed so that he will feel more friendly toward it.
He may get a bit nervous again when he sees that his new friend’s tail is a retractable suction nozzle.