Army slang collected in Mrs. Byrne’s Dictionary of Unusual, Obscure, and Preposterous Words:

• snafu: situation normal, all fucked up
• janfu: joint army and navy fuckup
• susfu: situation unchanged: still fucked up
• fumtu: fucked up more than usual
• tarfu: things are really fucked up
• fubb: fucked up beyond belief
• fubar: fucked up beyond all recognition
• sapfu: surpassing all previous fuckups

George Washington said, “An army of asses led by a lion is better than an army of lions led by an ass.”