“Words Without Song”

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In 1903, Gilbert Woglom of New York composed “The Tramp’s Gratitude,” a musical composition in which the names of the notes, taken successively, spell out a poem:

A bad-faced, faded, aged cad
Begged a feed, a bed, bedad.
Bedded, fed, a café added,
Bed, bag, baggage, egad, cad cabbaged.

The longest English word that can be spelled with musical note names alone is CABBAGE-FACED.

The Embracing Skeletons of Alepotrypa

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In 2015, archaeologists discovered a pair of human skeletons in a cave in southern Greece, where a human settlement had flourished in the Neolithic age. The two, a man and a woman in their early 20s, had been embracing for 5,800 years.

“They’re totally spooning,” anthropologist Bill Parkinson told National Geographic News. “The boy is the big spoon, and the girl is the little spoon: Their arms are draped over each other, their legs are intertwined. It’s unmistakable.”

Archaeologist Anastasia Papathanasiou added, “It’s a very natural hug; it doesn’t look like they were arranged in this posture at a much later date.” How the two had met their end is unknown.

More embracing skeletons.

Penmanship

In 1855, the town of Salitpa in southern Alabama applied for a federal post office. The residents had intended to name their community after nearby Satilpa Creek, but in completing the paperwork the applicant mistakenly crossed the L instead of the T. The town has been Salitpa ever since.

The Silver Rule

“When asked by a disciple if there were one single word which could serve as a principle of conduct for life, Confucius replied, ‘Perhaps the word reciprocity will do. Never impose on others what you would not choose for yourself.'” — Analects

Seniority

Annie, Betty, Carrie, Darla, and Eve all have the same birthday, but all are different ages. On their shared birthday:

  • Darla said to Betty: “I’m 9 years older than Eve.”
  • Eve said to Betty: “I’m 7 years older than Annie.”
  • Annie said to Betty: “Your age is exactly 70 percent greater than mine.”
  • Betty said to Carrie: “Eve is younger than you.”
  • Carrie said to Darla: “The difference between our ages is 6 years.”
  • Carrie said to Annie: “I’m 10 years older than you.”
  • Carrie said to Annie: “Betty is younger than Darla.”
  • Betty said to Carrie: “The difference between your age and Darla’s is the same as the difference between Darla’s and Eve’s.”

Whenever one of them spoke to someone older than herself, everything she said was true, but when she spoke to someone younger, everything she said was false. How old is each person?

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“To a Lost Sweetheart”

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When Whistler’s Mother’s Picture’s frame
Split, that sad morn, in two,
Your tense words scorched me like a flame —
You shrieked, “Ah, glue! Get glue!”

O Glue! O God! there was not glue
Enough in all the feet
Of all the kine the wide world through
To hold you to me, Sweet!

Don Marquis