The Art of Biography
Is different from Geography.
Geography is about Maps,
But Biography is about Chaps.
John Stuart Mill
By a mighty effort of will,
Overcame his natural bonhomie
And wrote Principles of Political Economy.
The people of Spain think Cervantes
Equal to half-a-dozen Dantes:
An opinion resented most bitterly
By the people of Italy.
When Alexander Pope
Accidentally trod on the soap
And came down on the back of his head —
Never mind what he said.
The younger Van Eyck
Was christened Jan, not Mike.
The thought of this curious mistake
Often kept him awake.
“I quite realized,” said Columbus,
“That the Earth was not a rhombus,
But I am a little annoyed
To find it an oblate spheroid.”
— Edmund Clerihew Bentley (1875-1956) (More.)