“A Satisfactory Explanation”

One of the curiosities some time since shown at a public exhibition, professed to be a skull of Oliver Cromwell. A gentleman present observed that it could not be Cromwell’s, as he had a very large head, and this was a small skull. ‘Oh, I know all that,’ said the exhibitor, undisturbed, ‘but, you see, this was his skull when he was a boy.’

— Ainsworth Rand Spofford et al., The Library of Wit and Humor, Prose and Poetry, 1894