“On Jekyll Being Nearly Thrown Down by a Small Pig”

As Jekyll walk’d out in his gown and his wig,
He happen’d to tread on a very small pig:
“Pig of science,” he said, “or else I’m mistaken,
For surely thou art an abridgment of Bacon.”

— Anonymous, collected in I.J. Reeve, The Wild Garland; or, Curiosities of Poetry, 1866