Rhyming the Unrhymable
I have tried a hundred times, I guess,
To find a rhyme for month;
I have failed a hundred times, I know,
But succeeded the hundred and one-th.
There were two men a training went.
It was in December month;
One had his bayonet thrown away,
The other had his gun th-
rown away.
– Miscellaneous Notes and Queries, August 1894
