Futility Closet

Beauty Sleep

Posted in Oddities, Religion by Greg Ross on July 11th, 2008

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Virginia Centurione Bracelli died in 1651, but her body was found largely uncorrupted when her grave was opened 150 years later.

She was canonized in 2003.


I Find Your Lack of Faith Disturbing

Posted in Entertainment, Oddities, Religion by Greg Ross on July 8th, 2008

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There’s a sculpture of Darth Vader on Washington’s National Cathedral.

During construction, a competition was held among children to suggest a carved grotesque, and Christopher Rader of Kearney, Neb., submitted a drawing of Darth Vader’s head.

It’s visible on the cathedral’s northwest tower — but you’ll need binoculars.


Low Profile

Posted in Religion by Greg Ross on June 14th, 2008

Apparitions of the Virgin Mary, 2003-2007:

  • Tree stump, Passaic, N.J., 2003
  • Grilled cheese sandwich, Hollywood, Fla., 2004
  • Expressway underpass, Chicago, 2005
  • Pretzel, Nebraska, 2005
  • Firewood, Janesville, Wis., 2006
  • Chocolate drippings, Fountain Valley, Calif., 2006
  • Souplantation restaurant, Grantville, Calif., 2006
  • Pizza pan, Houston, 2007
  • Watermelon, Arizona, 2007

Unquote

Posted in Quotations, Religion by Greg Ross on June 4th, 2008

“Men never do evil so completely and cheerfully as when they do it from religious conviction.” — Pascal


Low Mass

Posted in Oddities, Religion by Greg Ross on February 21st, 2008

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What is it with salt miners? Apparently inspired by Poland’s Wieliczka mine, which features a salty Last Supper, Colombia has built an entire salt cathedral, complete with 14 chapels representing the stations of the cross. Don’t they have work to do?


In the Beginning

Posted in Oddities, Religion by Greg Ross on February 18th, 2008

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The first chapter of Genesis, written on an egg.

From the Jerusalem Museum.

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“Old Joke Versified”

Posted in Humor, Poems, Religion by Greg Ross on February 1st, 2008

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Says Tom to Bill, pray tell me, sir,
Why is it that the devil,
In spite of all his naughty ways,
Can never be uncivil?

Says Bill to Tom, the answer’s plain
To any mind that’s bright:
Because the imp of darkness, sir,
Can ne’er be imp o’ light.

– Charles Carroll Bombaugh, Gleanings for the Curious From the Harvest-Fields of Literature, 1890


Unbelievers

Posted in Religion by Greg Ross on January 18th, 2008

Modern atheists:

  • Douglas Adams
  • Woody Allen
  • Isaac Asimov
  • Dave Barry
  • Ricky Gervais
  • Paul Giamatti
  • Nadine Gordimer
  • Katharine Hepburn
  • Billy Joel
  • Ian McEwan
  • Ian McKellen
  • Harold Pinter
  • Kurt Vonnegut

“Atheism,” said George Carlin, “is a non-prophet organization.”


Scandal

Posted in Oddities, Religion by Greg Ross on November 15th, 2007

In 1394, a pig was hanged at Mortaign for having sacrilegiously eaten a consecrated wafer; and in a case of infanticide, it is expressly stated in the plaintiff’s declaration that the pig killed the child and ate of its flesh, “although it was Friday,” and this violation of the jejunium sextae, prescribed by the Church, was urged by the prosecuting attorney and accepted by the court as a serious aggravation of the porker’s offence.

– E.P. Evans, The Criminal Prosecution and Capital Punishment of Animals, 1906


Miraculous

Posted in Oddities, Religion by Greg Ross on October 22nd, 2007

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Curiously, St. Teresa of Ávila died on the same night that the Catholic world switched from the Julian to the Gregorian calendar.

The switch occasioned a 10-day correction — so Teresa died on Thursday, Oct. 4, 1582, and the next day was Friday, Oct. 15.

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