“Tait Ate Late”
There was a young fellow named Tait,
Who dined with his girl at 8:08;
But I’d hate to relate
What that fellow named Tait
And his tête-à-tête ate at 8:08!
– Anonymous, in A Book of American Humorous Verse, 1917
An idler's miscellany of compendious amusements
There was a young fellow named Tait,
Who dined with his girl at 8:08;
But I’d hate to relate
What that fellow named Tait
And his tête-à-tête ate at 8:08!
– Anonymous, in A Book of American Humorous Verse, 1917
