Futility Closet

"Small Problem"

Posted in Poems, Science & Math by Greg Ross on December 28th, 2007

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Higgamus hoggamus
"Anton Von Leewenhoek
Has a small problem," con-
Fided his wife.

"Microbiology
Doesn't disturb me; his
Microanatomy's
Blighting my life!"

– Theodore L. Drachman