If you rearrange the letters in “Joe Biden” you get “Jibed One.” What do anagrams tell us about the rest of the 2008 presidential field?

• Hillary Clinton = Rant, Chilly Lion
• John Edwards = Jaws, Herd Nod
• Rudy Giuliani = Gaudily I Ruin
• Dennis Kucinich = Induces Inch Kin
• John McCain = No Jam Cinch
• Barack Obama = Maraca Kabob
• Bill Richardson = Rabid, Shrill Con
• Mitt Romney = Mime, Not Try
• Fred Thompson = Hemp-Fond Sort

And “Al Gore” yields “Galore”.