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Moo

Posted in Trivia by Greg Ross on September 26th, 2006

Milk is the official beverage of 18 states.


Could You Repeat That?

Posted in Language by Greg Ross on September 26th, 2006

This is a grammatically valid English sentence:

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

It was discovered/invented in 1972 by University of Buffalo linguist William J. Rapaport. It means "Buffalo from the city of Buffalo that are intimidated by other buffalo from the city of Buffalo themselves intimidate a third group of buffalo, also from Buffalo."

Is that clear? Be glad you're not in the Netherlands, where Als In Bergen, bergen bergen bergen bergen bergen bergen bergen bergen bergen bergen means "If in Bergen, heaps of mountains salvage heaps of mountains, then heaps of mountains salvage heaps of mountains."


The Tsavo Man-Eaters

Posted in Death, History by Greg Ross on September 25th, 2006

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:Tsavo_Maneaters_Field_Museum.jpg

If you wanted a sucky job in 1898, you couldn't do much worse than the Tsavo River project in Kenya. The work crew was assembled to build a railway bridge, but it quickly turned into a lion smorgasbord.

Men were regularly dragged out of their tents at night and devoured. The predators evaded traps, ambushes and even thorn fences, but after 10 months engineer John Henry Patterson managed to kill these two enormous maneless lions. By that time they had killed nearly 140 men between them.

And why? Apparently the flesh of railroad workers has a particular savor. The pair had got a taste for it in raiding shallow graves; when they ran out of graves they started going after live game.


In a Word

Posted in Language by Greg Ross on September 25th, 2006

hieromachy
a fight or quarrel between priests


August Reading

Posted in Language by Greg Ross on September 25th, 2006

A capitonym is a word that changes meaning when it's capitalized:

A herb store owner, name of Herb,
Moved to a rainier Mount Rainier.
It would have been so nice in Nice,
And even tangier in Tangier.


Unquote

Posted in Quotations by Greg Ross on September 23rd, 2006

"Nothing you can't spell will ever work." — Will Rogers


Lluvia de Peces

Posted in Oddities by Greg Ross on September 22nd, 2006

In the Honduran province of Yoro, it rains fish. Each year between May and July there's a heavy rainstorm that leaves hundreds of live fish on the ground, which local villagers cook and eat.

No one knows how this happens, but it's been going on for more than a century. One town has even started an annual festival.


Isograms

Posted in Language by Greg Ross on September 19th, 2006

An isogram is a word in which no letter is repeated:

  • METALWORKINGS
  • LEXICOGRAPHY
  • MALNOURISHED
  • THUNDERCLAPS
  • UNFORGIVABLE
  • AMBIDEXTROUSLY
  • UNCOPYRIGHTABLE

Theoretically the limit is 26 letters, but that's an Everest that no one has scaled. Dmitri Borgmann has conquered some lesser peaks with THUMBSCREW-JAPINGLY (18 letters, "as if mocking a thumbscrew") and PUBVEXINGFJORD-SCHMALTZY (23 letters, "as if in the manner of the extreme sentimentalism generated in some individuals by the sight of a majestic fjord, which sentimentalism is annoying to the clientele of an English inn"). Maybe what we lack is imagination.


Great Expectations

Posted in Technology by Greg Ross on September 18th, 2006

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:1904WrightFlyer.jpg

Orville Wright over Huffman Prairie, Ohio, Nov. 16, 1904.

Humans advanced from Kitty Hawk to the moon in 66 years.


Quite a Pension

Posted in Death, Trivia by Greg Ross on September 18th, 2006

Top 10 longest-lived U.S. presidents:

  1. Ronald Reagan: 93 years, 120 days
  2. Gerald Ford: (still living, age 93)
  3. John Adams: 90 years, 247 days
  4. Herbert Hoover: 90 years, 71 days
  5. Harry Truman: 88 years, 232 days
  6. James Madison: 85 years, 104 days
  7. Thomas Jefferson: 83 years, 82 days
  8. George H.W. Bush: (still living, age 82)
  9. Jimmy Carter: (still living, age 81)
  10. Richard Nixon: 81 years, 103 days

If Ford is still alive on Nov. 12 this year, he'll take the record.