Best entries in The Canonical List of Weird Band Names:

• Alcoholocaust
• The Ass Baboons of Venus
• The Couch Slugs
• The Dancing French Liberals of 1848
• Dick Duck and the Dorks
• Ed’s Redeeming Qualities
• Ethyl Meatplow
• Hell Camino
• Individual Fruit Pie
• Lavay Smith and The Red Hot Skillet Lickers
• Lawnsmell
• Mussolini Headkick
• Rash of Stabbings
• Stukas Over Bedrock
• Technosquid Eats Parliament

A few are designed to look good on a marquee, like FREE BEER AND CHICKEN and HORNETS ATTACK VICTOR MATURE.