Silliest British name changes of 2005, according to The Sun:

• Tim Mind Your Own Business And Kiss My Arsenal Swain
• Solar Fruitbat Samba
• Nineteen Sixty-Eight
• Rhyme-Master Joey Joe Joe Toasterface
• Jellyfish McSaveloy
• Nigel Bottomface

In 2002, Richard James of St. Albans agreed to change his name to Mr. Yellow-Rat Foxysquirrel Fairydiddle in exchange for a pint of beer. He paid $70 to make the change official, then realized he didn’t have enough money to change it back.