Anagrams:

• DEBIT CARD = BAD CREDIT
• MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER
• SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ‘EM
• DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT
• ASTRONOMER = MOON STARER
• ELECTION RESULTS = LIES — LET’S RECOUNT

And SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S.